Another Dimension

I was surrounded by a haze, something strange around my body, every molecule tickling my very existence. Keeping it in orbit around this rock we call earth. There I was, drowned in this emotional state, where nothing really mattered, only the haze did, it was everywhere, in every breath, in every heartbeat, following my thoughts and my blood flow. It kept sane, at the same time protected, nothing could come close to me.

I saw rockets launch into the void of space, space shuttle fly out into the outer arc of the atmosphere, and then fly back into the earth, landing safely. I saw wars from above, just tiny explosions in the landscape, leaving ugly scars on our earth. I saw weird things passing by the earth, missing their target by some aeons, as if some giant hand in the unknown darkness hurled heavy objects, asteroids, towards our planet. I saw comets, the most beautiful of them all, with long tails of miles on end, in the firmament, i saw the moon as it is, charred since its very existence

I saw the sun, the warming sun in the morning, and the calming reflection in the night. eclipses, shades, ghosts, astronauts leaving the safety of their spaceships to walk in the void of space. satellites being attracted back to earthm burning in their disgrace back to earth, filling the oceans floor of metallic trash.

Everything in perfect balance, for every death a birth, but sometimes, for every death, 4 births. The world became a strange place, sometimes the woods and forests were ablaze with churning flames of anger, sometimes mountains spit their interior wrath in form of melted stone, sometimes the floor shook in madness of the settlers that polluted every inch.

I saw everything from above the blue sky, surrounded by beautiful angels and that haze, the haze that kept me alive for so long, such power that it eroded the hardy walls upon my heart to come in and steal every ounce of my will.

I saw everything from up above, everything below was another dimension.

Yet morning rise finally came, and the haze dissipated slowly, as if leaving me to my luck, gravity finally penetrated the impermeable protection i so yearned, and pulled me from my stupor, and into the earth back again, the atmosphere burnt all my clothes upon reentry, mercilessly attracted me to the center of the inmolating liquid mass, my body, not aerodynamic in the least, pulled against the wind, currents came and currents went, and finally I could see it, the blue sky, I was in the sky. Entering mother earth once more.

Cutting down from the heaven and through a hole in the sky i descended into the crust, faster as I could ever dreamt, the flames of desire for my haze burning everything around me, what seemed like a distant world came into focus slowly as I fell, my stomach turned and I felt and incredible void into my chest, as if something has been desintergating with the fall, slowly the heat rose to unbearable levels and the landscape became clearer everytime, zooming in excruciatingly fast, without being able to avoid it, without being able to stop it.

There were no breaks, only the face of the earth of a green field, i descended into the most beautiful green i have ever seen, plants grew all over, mountains could be seen in the distance, birds passed me by slowly, the clouds opened a hole to avoid getting charred and my fall was complete.

I crashed upon the earth, destroying everything at my surroundings, everything burned with the impact of a tiny star. Everything ached my vision took some time to get used to this new atmosphere. one gravity, one density, the air was filled with the ashes of the green field i just faced.

I walked slowly, with clothes unknown to me, they seemed to crawl into my skin as an illusion, where was I? just a forest, beyond I could see a group of trees, too many to be just a grove. maybe a rain forest? i dont know, the carnage i left upon the earth wouldnt be easily forgiven.

I walked for miles, until I saw a house. small, with one small lamp to read, the night fell fast and the plague advanced with firm step, biting my now unprotected skin, i felt some pain as the saliva from the female insects battled against my antibodys. Maybe I could catch one of those earthly illness.

I knocked upon the door. The moon already showing her youth, seemed so distant now, in another dimension.

A woman opened the door, her eyes sat upon me and welcomed me in.

i had a cup of a beverage, hot, seemed like some kind of plant brewed with the purest water.

We didnt talk, she just looked at me transfixed, i did the same. Coincidence? maybe it was just me missing what I just suddenly lost.

Once the sun rose, i set on my way, to discover this whole new world.

This strange world I used to look with distant eyes. From another dimension.

Tiempos Draconicos: Bavaro's Blues & Code Gear's Jazz

So yesterday was a nice day
I just loafed around and then went to meet everybody from different countries.
I am so relaxed, And then there was this show, of latin people dancing, and for the firs time of my life i wasnt dancing with someone else!! I felt so boringly european for a little bit! OMG

And I had some mamajuana it rocks. It’s strong too.

PEople yesterday was a slow day and I have nothing to say

Today is the beggining of the event. Wish me luck

Tiempos Draconicos: Bavaro's Blues

I AM BACK!!

not really back I am on Dominican Republic and I am trying to live off the dream. I am in one of the best Hotel in Dominican Republic. It’s A five star monster resort. It has a beach and three swimming pools and a disco and the biggest, more bad assed restaurant. and it’s just plain awesome and I love it.

I have many stories to tell and I will try and write off each day in the morning (i mean the day before)

So yesterday we got here and we were happy. The trip by plane was so awesome I just can’t forget it. It was AWESOME!!! And I love it. I love flying in Planes. I have some pictures of the islands from above in the sky. Also Some of the resort. But it was late at night and I hope I can take some more pictures today in the evening. OF ALL THE RESORT

I will try to take pictures of myself but hey I am only human.

So we got to santo Domingo and into a van and drove three hours to here. In the way, my boss, gave me a Presidente... A BEER, but it was THE BEER, it was enormously BIG, it was 650ml almost half liter I mean COME ON!!

So i did drink half of it, and it was good. so good. after that we got to the resort, argued with the front desk guy because of the room (it was hilarious we are such nice tourist making the guy laugh with us instead of fight) and then we got here. I took three pictures, of the bathroom of the room. I will in a bit take pictures of everything else in this place. because is awesome.

We went t eat and the buffet is SO SO SO SO SO BIG that i didn’t know what I wanted to eat! I think it was so amazingly big that I lost my appetite right away

first I ate some Steak with a weird salad and a Wiener. after I finished I went for fries and mashed potatoes with baked pork and a chicken steak FUCKING AWESOME, and after that some desserts, cheesecake with ice cream. I am so very happy. I went after that sightseeing. Looking the place at night is just beautiful. You peeps will love it when I can afford all of you staying here with moi.

And after that We went to the beach that was so awesome.. And the sand so white. and the place so awesome. And so many different people talking so many different languages. Eh?

Then I came to bed, surfed the net in the beautiful lobby and had a of fun. A lot of fun. And I still think this is one of the best places I have come to be. Astonished and out of my mind. I dread the day i have to return to my own country but I will try and not even think about it. It’s Definately not worth my energy...

Now... What will I do today...

Tiempos Draconicos XIL: Fun things to Do Without Power

So lately there has been in my zone this trend to cut the electricity all evening (since 6:30 to 10:00 more less) thing that is extremely annoying given that, if someone has work to do in the computer they can't thanks to the electricity devices. Yesterday I was all alone at home (because i got earlier than every one else) and so, I was bored out of my mind, my cell didn't have any battery nor did my iPod, Imagine the fun of being in the dark with nothing to do but just stare at the darkness and the lonely candle I could find.

So I made: 10 FUN THINGS TO DO IN THE DARK!

1 - Sleep (what better than to sleep ion the dark, .. what? you are afraid of the dark? oh... then turn on a candle!)

2 - Cook! (okay well if you have an electrical kitchen you can go watch the flies flies by, or eat frozen wieners, use the candle to heat them! watch it for burns!)

3 - Pick your nose (watch it from brain pokes!)

4 - Find a candle and read Your comics or something (or the label of the things in the kitchen you can't cook because you don't have a gas kitchen XD)

5 - masturbate (easy solution, difficult ending....)

6 - Take a bath.... With cold water yes, what else is there to do? just remember If you drop the soap and you kinda bend to grab it and you feel some Unnatural thing rape your ass... well, though shit.

7 - Speak on the phon... what? You phone is Wireless and the base needs power? hahahahaha

8 - remember what you were looking for last night and didnt find and take the downtime to search for it (with a candle of course.. just dont burn anything)

9 - Search for porn in your laptop. Internet? thats YOUR problem...

10 - I deviced a game its called find it find it.

You stand in your living room and blow the candle then you launch five coins to the air and pinpoint them by mere sound, And go find them in the dark. just watch it, If you slide on one and break your neck the conversation in your funeral would be like:

"so what he died of?"
"He broke his neck from a coin"
".....A... coin...You mean a penny?"
"yeah A penny. he fell from one penny and broke his neck"
".shit.. that was one hell of a penny then"
"Actually her wife has it in his forehead, shes kinda stupid"
and after that, everytime your wife or husband sees a penny They will cry their heart out

"AHHH!!!! BUAA!! THAT WAS!!... THE PENNY!! BUAAA!!!"

Tiempos Draconicos XL: Vrands

have you ever seen how the pirates  do to stuff fake things as real things and people is stupid enough to buy them for 75% of the price and -1500% the quality, because let me tell you, those things are HORRIBLE and have the lowest quality standards of the Chinese Republic Manufacturing Laws.

Examples of this are the following brands:

Mike (Nike of course)

Coby (as sony of course)

Aciida ( When you see the logo it FAKES itself into looking like adidas)

Funstation, PonyStation, grayStation, DinStation, PainStation (No shit), Yaystation (Playstation knock off with a 8-bit nintenfo knockoff. FOR THE WIN)

Ybox 540 (Yes this actually exist I failed to take a picture because There was the dependant right in front of me)

Cans (shoes. vans anyway?)

Sidewalk (yes Even airwalk)

lewis (as Levi's Knockoff)

Nilson (Wilson the tennis brand)

Mp4 Ipod Knockoffs (instead of the click wheel, four buttons)

It's just incredible and the people LIKE IT and they think is even better than the real deal (Because they are cheaper) I would laugh a lot.

I remember the ipod knockoffs have this CLUNKY interface where nothing works and they use something like the windows 3.1 file manager (to those who remember it) and the best:

They Say 4 Gbs And only have 1.5 Gbs of actual space and some even turn black and white (the screen"colorful" at first) after two months Hilarious.

Anyways enough rant for today!

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Tiempos Draconicos XXXIX: Dressing Code

Welcome to today's Draco's rant about some stupid stuff most people will find offensive!

Have you noticed how people dress lately? it's just plain AWFUL! let's begin with the most common denominator of the lowest level of intelligence in the world. Pants with letters in the ass.

I mean WHAT.. it's just plain horrible, this morning I was walking to the bus stop/station (we don't have stations as you do there in the US or Canada or Australia) and this woman with this pants with the following in the ass goes:

"SEXY(in one cheek) BABE (In the other)" I just couldnt help Laugh my ass laugh, there is another that goes "Disco(in one cheek) QUEEN (in the other)"

And there are women with the "Free Access" (I kid you not My cell just couldnt take the fucking picutre right enough!) I mean come on!

There is also these kind of women that love to put shirts that look like the hotline page of the newspaper:

"My bf is out and I want dick" (I saw this one in the market I could laugh....)

"I'm alone and wanting" (BIATCH!!!)

"Innocent Devil" and the sex symbol of a Q being penetrated by an arrow

"Take me to your house" (And fuckkkk meeeee)

"I like bad boys" (Hoe...)

"Pussy Giving" And it pictures a cat with a lace on the neck. it is even funny!

Then the coup de grace was this guy:

Black hair standing like a klingon with gel. the tips of his hair, his chin, eyebrows and mustache decolored by peroxide. he had this TIGHT jeans and Boats as feet (like 15 or something) And to top it all

Earrings with the symbol of the Nike Air 23 Jordan basketball Earrings. (Ya know the guy jumping in the air)

How much worse can you get in your lifetime. He looked like an Albino Gremlin with no intelligence whatsoever.

There are other kind of clothing that suck balls, Like those who wanna dress gangsta and fail incredibly at it. they put on clothes 10 sizes bigger and walk as if their back was unbendable and their legs would crush the little 1/2 inch dick they have. they look so pathethic!

 

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Tiempos Draconicos XXXVIII: People Stare...

Have you notice how the human mind curiosity is the most funny thing in the world. We could understand a cat being easily distracted by whatever or a dog easily amused, their brains are small and have attention spans, BY DESIGN very short (unless you train the animal of course)

But we humans have minds of our own and then again we suck more than any other animal in the world given we are so immature and so damn unbalanced and unstable.

Take for example elevators. When you push the button for an elevator what do you do? Stare at the thing that says in what floor the elevator is. And everyone stares fixedly at it, it's even funny, when the door opens everybody goes in, pushes their right buttons, and then what do they do???? Stare to the needle or little screen with the floor number. And they stare at it as if, by staring it will move faster or skip some floors already pressed.

Same happens when Someone crashes their car, why do you think the jam is provoked? Curious people staring at the crash as they go by, And no matter how much the police urge you to move on and press forward people stare like stupid sheep at the crash. Same with almost everything.

Men, Human Males I mean. Are the worse specimens in the world, i don't remember such race of animals who's more bend over into destroying than men. but that's just one of their feats, there is one another. Women.

Have you seen this men in the street, when a hawt woman passes by they turn around sharply as if their neck was gonna snap? it's hilarious! I think it's the funniest thing ever watching those sadistic guys bending over to look at the ass of someone.

It happened more than once than a nice girl passed in front of someone who was in front of me, and hear this, the guy turned sharply and he ran into a bus stop falling over his ass, it was JUST HILARIOUS.

The other day it happened even worse, a girl, I must admit was the hawtness, passed by and a guy turned over sharply and ran into sewer stuck his feet and fell down in a puddle of murky trash water. Gross out and all he has the balls to yell "it was worth it!"

People stare, when someone has a scar they just stare, why do people stare at other. I have had many people more than once stare at me and I just cant hold up and laugh my ass off.

The same with sex, why people like to stare at other having sex, is a morbid thing we humans have, like for example, when two dogs are having a go at it, EVERYBODY stops and stares, and some people even get hard and hot about it.

When someone with piercings even in the ass walks by people stare. I remember once this guy was sitting in a bench all tattooed and a girl stared at him blankly with her mouth open wide in awe. the guy stood still and suddenly yelled... "BOO!!!" and the girl went pale and almost fainted screaming and yelling "MOMMMMYYYY!!!!!" i liked it a lot . and laughed with the guy

also when a thunder sounds, people go and stare at the sky. it's hilarious XD

When someone goes "PST PST" every single person in the room turns around, when a cell phone sounds, no matter it is not your Ringtone... You go and pick up the phone (that's why my is silent and in vibracall)

Anyways, i will go away now and stop bothering you people.