Have you notice how the human mind curiosity is the most funny thing in the world. We could understand a cat being easily distracted by whatever or a dog easily amused, their brains are small and have attention spans, BY DESIGN very short (unless you train the animal of course)
But we humans have minds of our own and then again we suck more than any other animal in the world given we are so immature and so damn unbalanced and unstable.
Take for example elevators. When you push the button for an elevator what do you do? Stare at the thing that says in what floor the elevator is. And everyone stares fixedly at it, it's even funny, when the door opens everybody goes in, pushes their right buttons, and then what do they do???? Stare to the needle or little screen with the floor number. And they stare at it as if, by staring it will move faster or skip some floors already pressed.
Same happens when Someone crashes their car, why do you think the jam is provoked? Curious people staring at the crash as they go by, And no matter how much the police urge you to move on and press forward people stare like stupid sheep at the crash. Same with almost everything.
Men, Human Males I mean. Are the worse specimens in the world, i don't remember such race of animals who's more bend over into destroying than men. but that's just one of their feats, there is one another. Women.
Have you seen this men in the street, when a hawt woman passes by they turn around sharply as if their neck was gonna snap? it's hilarious! I think it's the funniest thing ever watching those sadistic guys bending over to look at the ass of someone.
It happened more than once than a nice girl passed in front of someone who was in front of me, and hear this, the guy turned sharply and he ran into a bus stop falling over his ass, it was JUST HILARIOUS.
The other day it happened even worse, a girl, I must admit was the hawtness, passed by and a guy turned over sharply and ran into sewer stuck his feet and fell down in a puddle of murky trash water. Gross out and all he has the balls to yell "it was worth it!"
People stare, when someone has a scar they just stare, why do people stare at other. I have had many people more than once stare at me and I just cant hold up and laugh my ass off.
The same with sex, why people like to stare at other having sex, is a morbid thing we humans have, like for example, when two dogs are having a go at it, EVERYBODY stops and stares, and some people even get hard and hot about it.
When someone with piercings even in the ass walks by people stare. I remember once this guy was sitting in a bench all tattooed and a girl stared at him blankly with her mouth open wide in awe. the guy stood still and suddenly yelled... "BOO!!!" and the girl went pale and almost fainted screaming and yelling "MOMMMMYYYY!!!!!" i liked it a lot . and laughed with the guy
also when a thunder sounds, people go and stare at the sky. it's hilarious XD
When someone goes "PST PST" every single person in the room turns around, when a cell phone sounds, no matter it is not your Ringtone... You go and pick up the phone (that's why my is silent and in vibracall)
Anyways, i will go away now and stop bothering you people.
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